Last Night’s Sleep
Last night I awoke to the sound of breaking glass. Someone or something had knocked over our recycling bin.
I was happy to be awoken. I was having a nightmare. It’s been a long time since I had a nighmare, but before bed I watched The Call of Cthulhu.
So in my night terrors Madonna had moved into my garage and wouldn’t leave. I was literally horrified.
In the morning as I picked up the recycling I noticed an empty rum bottle and the side of the plastic garbage can we use for recycling had a rum bottle sized hole in the side.
I wish I could thank that mystery pirate for saving me from dream Madonna.
