June 2011
4 posts
And this is why Portland is better than... →
It was a typical early summer evening in Portland: cloudy skies threatening rain, temperatures in the mid-60s, and thousands of naked bicyclists gathered near the city’s waterfront for a clothing-free night ride.
The Portland version of the World Naked Bike Ride was about to begin.
“It is the most liberating, natural feeling possible,” said Brooklyn Jay, who came all the way...
Some Advice to my bike riding friends. →
This post from SurlyBikes.com —
Some answers to just about any bike forum post I’ve ever read
If you think your bike looks good, it does.
If you like the way your bike rides, it’s an awesome bike.
You don’t need to spend a million dollars to have a great bike, but if you do spend a million dollars and know what you want you’ll probably also have a great bike.
Yes, you can tour on your bike...
August 2010
1 post
June 2010
1 post
February 2010
1 post
listening to "The Dead Weather - Treat Me Like... →
Who’s got it figured out? left,right - left right
December 2009
1 post
listening to "Cibo Matto - Artichoke" →
Are you going to keep on peeling me?
August 2009
21 posts
listening to "DJ AM At Remix Hotel" →
RIP to the master of spin DJ AM. Show us how
listening to "Green Day - Jesus of Suburbia" →
@bigboxcar Rodgers of Suburbia?
listening to "The Films - Bodybag" →
Here’s a song that’s full of undead truth’s for a @badtemperedzombie
listening to "cold war kids - i →
@ponte: “How’s it going to feel when summer ends? Out of money, out of friends. ” [Wait, summer ends?]
listening to "Linda Ronstadt and Bobby Darin -... →
she really casts a sweet sweet shadow
listening to "System Of a Down - Sugar" →
back to the sweet theme … sugar
listening to "Motörhead - Orgasmatron" →
Lemmy is on town at 1st Ave with the Rev Horton Heat so this one goes out to my homies stageside.
listening to "The Specials - Ghost Town" →
This town?
listening to "mcpeepantsiwantcandy" →
I gotta sugar tooth
listening to "Bow Wow Wow - I Want Candy" →
Keeping the sweet sugar flowing
listening to "Cornershop - Candyman" →
Sometimes a little Cornershop makes the whole world better and I am the Candyman
listening to "Jai Uttal - Rama Bolo 2 of 2 -... →
If you ever need to call out, call out Rama Bolo.
listening to "Sexual Healing Reggae Mix" →
When I get that feelin’ I want blip.fm healin’
listening to "The Dead Weather - Hang You From the... →
It’s true “I never know how to treat you”
listening to "The Weakerthans - Aside" →
@badtemperedzombie: “the Weakerthans are from Winnipeg, they sing my pain” [so that’s what winnipegian pain sounds like]
listening to "Oingo Boingo - Weird Science" →
Look people, this is my life… ooooooo
listening to "Massive Attack - Inertia Creeps... →
Here’s she comes (again?)
listening to "Mike Whitney - Inertia" →
Here she comes
listening to "Vampire Hands - Safe Word" →
I hope your safe word isn’t ‘trojan fires’ …
listening to "U2 - One" →
Did I disappoint you? Leave a bad taste in your mouth?
listening to "MONKOMAROK in Morocco" →
Let’s do this thing, international style, in the road
June 2009
4 posts
listening to "Dry the Rain - The Beta Band" →
It’s raining it’s pouring
listening to "LOVE SONG - MINUS.PLUS" →
“Will this burning heart, ever last?” Oh love, naturally.
Listen to my station on Blip.fm! →
Listen to my station on Blip.fm! →
July 2008
1 post
Last Night's Sleep
Last night I awoke to the sound of breaking glass. Someone or something had knocked over our recycling bin.
I was happy to be awoken. I was having a nightmare. It’s been a long time since I had a nighmare, but before bed I watched The Call of Cthulhu.
So in my night terrors Madonna had moved into my garage and wouldn’t leave. I was literally horrified.
In the morning as I picked up...
June 2008
5 posts
Your eyes shall wander to the crotch of a Dark...
Do not be alarmed. Even evil has the decency to wear a codpiece.
My Rez Family Name
Gobotz.
I can’t even believe Winona LaDuke is on Colbert. I know her.
White Earth Hippy.
Boozoo
Practicing My New Warrior Stance
I crouch, lift the right leg with my foot towards my left knee, and bring my fists together in front of my face.
“Check out my new warrior stance”
“It’s kind of Karate Kid meets Punky Brewster” she said.
I agreed. “You know if those two had kids those kids would kick serious ass.”
May 2008
7 posts
Yeah, I'm that guy.
Today, after I picked up my dry cleaning, I went to Caribou’s drive through and ordered cofee. “Welcome to Caribou. Would you be interested in a big fluffy thing or sweet this or that or perhaps a blah blah blah” “No thanks.” I reaply with a cheery voice. “What would you like?” “I’d like a large depth charge with seventy shots of...
Baby Names
What can I say? Go to your favorite bar and drink with your favorite bartender.
Cohiba
I smoked it a cigar. It was dark and named Cohiba. Very smooth. I’m sure that if you smoke cigars you know what I’m saying. If not, don’t smoke cigars. They are stinky to many other people.
Slo Mo Boxing For The Soul
VIA @Chuckumentary
You Dirty Birds
Two birds are humping outside my window. It doesn’t seem right that I feel the need to give them their privacy.